On this episode of the Hank Life Podcast:
Around 3rd grade I broke my big brothers arm.
Mr. Platt was my 4th grade teacher. So, there was no real reason to put this here other than to say thanks Mr. Platt for not being a dick.
In 5th grade I was stricken with what I can remember was my first crush. Her name was Melissa. Melissa had my attention. Like literally. And I apologize for how creepy and pathetic this story is going to be but I promised to be honest no matter how dumb I looked so here it is.
So, I let the shower run and I sat down on the toilet to join this prestigious club. Yep there I was waking it. Now for those of you who remember your first time, it’s a stunning experience. Like while engulfed in the euphoria you smile to yourself and ask yourself why I have not been funding this! Life changing in fact, but this was more of a life changing experience than I bargained for.
The last day of 6th grade had finally come. And my class mates and I decided weeks before we were not just going to go out with a bang we were going to make history. What would come to be known as the Great Shaving Cream Conflict?
Once the Facebook page gets to 100 likes Hank will do a photo shoot in the Tarzan outfit.
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